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Man … Alive

This Saturday 50 or so men gathered for the Man Alive retreat – a day of mindfulness practices, inquiry and sharing.  A most inspiring day.

We did mindful movement, sitting meditation, standing meditation and lying down meditation.

For the lying down meditation – a guided body scan – I invited folks to put their feet up on chairs so they could bring some relief to their lower back from all the sitting.

An older woman was in the lobby looking through the window, checking out the scene and asked Steve, our manager, “Is that a Lamaze class?”

Gladdening the Heart

The Buddha talked about ‘gladdening the heart’ as a way to cultivate a more awakened heart and mind.  Here’s how one five-year old starts her day:

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Clearing a Space

Our Year of Living Mindfully program had it’s first monthly class at our house this Wednesday night.  Toward the end of the evening all the lights went out.  We sat in meditation for a bit and I hoped the power might come back on.  We’re at the end of a private lane and any power outage anywhere  in the system affects us.

The lights never did come on, so aided by candles and cell phones and flashlights, folks gathered up and headed out.  Ten minutes later I got a call that a tree was down on the road and cars on both sides were unable to pass.

My chance to be a hero!  I tossed my new Stihl chainsaw in my car and headed out, envisioning myself trotting up with a running chainsaw and making short order of the tree, liberating everyone to their destinies.

I got there just as the police did and was informed that the lines were hot and we had to wait for the power company.

Wait we did.  Hours.

Right now in the program we are diving into the modality of Focusing as a way to deepen attention to the ‘felt sense’ of the body.  This training is enormously helpful in shifting from how we think about something to how it feels inside, allowing a practitioner to more quickly get in touch with any issue.

The first step is called “Clearing a Space.”  The questioner asks a question such as, “What’s between me and feeling really good inside?”

Upon naming an issue, the questioner says hello to it, senses it and places it to the side for later reflection.  The process continues until there’s a sense of completion.

Once one has identified the landscape of issues, the practitioner then starts to focus on the ‘felt sense,’ how and where it lives inside.

As we were horsing around waiting for the power company tree crew to show up, Catherine got a great shot with her iphone which kind of ended up looking like a movie poster.  Here it is:

I never thought of Focusing with a chainsaw metaphor, but I kind of like it.

Happy For No Reason: Benny Lava

I let this sit as a ‘draft post’ for a few months debating whether this really qualifies as a ‘Happy for No Reason’ video.

At first I thought the subtitling somewhat racist or at minimum, arrogant.  Then I started laughing and appreciating the connection between the ‘translation’ and the song.

I read somewhere – I can’t remember where – how some of the best dancing in the world comes from these productions.  Having watched this more than once, I’m impressed with the skill and coordination of these dancers.  Whatever you might think of the production (or the subtitles), you can appreciate the energy they put out.

Here you go:  Benny Lava

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Peace Really is Peace

You may have hear of the term ‘effortless effort.’  For me, it’s when we are aware of what is happening with no manipulation of our experience.  Is it mindfulness or mindlessness?

(Thanks, Jessica.)